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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Wikileaks lessons

Here is what I have learned from the Julian Assange saga:

Never date a woman who works as a university "gender equity officer".
Always use a condom in Sweden.
If the CIA is out to get you, avoid any women who might have CIA connections.
If you date two women at the same time, make sure that they never talk to each other.